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As of June 25th, 2026, we have retired our local delivery option! Local orders will now be shipped through Canada Post and UPS.
As of June 25th, 2026, we have retired our local delivery option! Local orders will now be shipped through Canada Post and UPS.
Peace Love & Sarcasm | Off Duty | Cranberry Chaos Epsom Salts

Peace Love & Sarcasm | Off Duty | Cranberry Chaos Epsom Salts

$17.00
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Your job called—tell it you're unavailable.

Our Off Duty Epsom Salts are your official out-of-office reply in crystal form. Slip into a steaming bath and let magnesium-rich minerals melt away the day's nonsense while you pretend your inbox doesn't exist. No emails, no meetings, no performance reviews—just you, hot water, and the sweet sound of silence. Consider this your shift change from adulting to actual living. Clock out, soak in, and remember what it feels like to be completely, blissfully unreachable.

Directions for use: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!

• Cranberry Chaos scent

• Phthalate free and paraben free

• 300 g / 10.6 oz • Made in Canada