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As of June 25th, 2026, we have retired our local delivery option! Local orders will now be shipped through Canada Post and UPS.
As of June 25th, 2026, we have retired our local delivery option! Local orders will now be shipped through Canada Post and UPS.

Peace Love & Sarcasm | Calm Your Tits | Tangerine Epsom Salts

$17.00
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Life's got you wound tighter than a drum?

Our Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts are here to talk you down from the ledge—one luxurious soak at a time. Packed with magnesium to ease those stress knots you've been collecting like Pokemon, these salts transform your bathtub into a judgment-free zone where nobody expects you to have it all together. Drop in, zone out, and let your nervous system finally catch a break. Your peace of mind called—it's ready for a reunion.

Directions for use:  Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door.  Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water.  Enjoy!

  • Tangerine scent
  • Phthalate free and paraben free
  • 300 g / 10.6 oz
  • Made in Canada